The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

Pixelation Optional - Things went horribly awry when the Oscar Meyer Weinerdog failed to stop for the red light.

I Prefer the Real Kind - That would be kinda crinkly wouldn’t it?

Make It So No. 1 - Going where no man has gone before…well, maybe a few have gone there.

Ooooo, Comfy - It’s like going back to the womb I tell ya.

Bank of America er, Bank of Asshats - Debsweb, this one’s for you.

Ahhh Choooo - As if egg whites weren’t gross enough.

Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week No. 1 - What big eyes you have.

Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week No. 2 -  She was later accused of cheating for wearing Obligatory Japanese Item No. 1.

Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week No. 3 - Pooh’s life of crime began when he started hanging out with that awful Tigger gang.

Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week No. 4 - Refresh yourself with the Un-Unagi Cola.

Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week No. 5 -If you’re watching Paris Hilton get out of a car, don’t bother.

She’s a Sweet, Sweet Ride - Miss Buffalo Chip, your ride is here.

It Cooks Ants Too - The Magic 8-Ball says, “Run for your life, the joint’s on fire!”

PETA Would Be Thrilled With This - Finally, a tasty alternative to all that meat protein.

White Men Can’t Rap - Really. They can’t breakdance either.

The Value of Higher Education - There’s nothing like encouraging free thought in the classroom.

I’m So Ashamed - I took this quiz and am embarrassed to report I got them all except one and I misread that question. In fairness, I was distracted by the image of their Dad grabbing Olympic volleyball ass.

It Seemed Like Good Idea at the Time - Dancing the night away. The dancers’ talent knew no bounds. I wonder if she was classically trained?

Grab Your Fava Beans and Chianti - What Hannibal Lechter’s beard would look like if Hannibal Lechter had a beard.

When Men Think With Their D*cks - His motto: “If it moves, I’ll screw it. Hell, I’ll even screw it if it’s bolted to the sidewalk.” It could have been worse though, he could’ve been a bachelor.

Another Stupid Criminal - Dude, reference the previous item.  I suppose your wife is an idiot tester.

Git Along Lil’ Doggies - And they thought Wilt Chamberlain bagged a lot of strange. No word yet on the state of the Bush herd in Crawford.

Who Cut the Cheese?- This ad agency believes in truth in advertising.

Who Cut the Cheese (Again) - “Run, run as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m the stinky cheese man.”

Go Ahead, Admit It - You were curious, weren’t you?

Turnabout is Fair Play - “Hello, I am Mr. Natty Bumbo, a witch doctor of Lagos with a small problem.”

At Least He Wasn’t Hit in the Crotch When a Kid Swung at a Pinata - He seemed like such a nice young man on Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos.

That’s All You’re Asking?! -  If you’re on the celestial cell phone to The Big Guy why not pray for cars to run on air instead of gas? Must I tell you guys everything?

Ask the 40-Year Old Virgin - The fashion style voted least likely to succeed.

Swimming for the Jenny Craig Aquatics Club - There’s always room for Jello.

It’s the Thought That Counts - “We were here, where were you?”

Zamfir Does His Best Work - It’s good to see they’re going green at the New York Philharmonic.

The Poobah is a featured contributor at Bring It On!

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