The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

Obligatory Japanese Post of the Week No. 1 - They’re creepy and they’re cooky, mysterious and spooky…

Obligatory Japanese Post of the Week No. 2 - I hear these guys play a bitchin’ game of Guitar Hero.

Obligatory Japanese Post of the Week No. 3 -  A good old fashioned stare down!

Obligatory Japanese Post of the Week No. 4 - Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Obligatory Japanese Post of the Week No. 5 - Made for a man, but gentle enough for a woman.

Obligatory Japanese Post of the Week No. 6 - Ring…ring…”Do you have Prince Albert in a Can?” “No, but we do have delicious Coke.”

Obligatory Japanese Post of the Week No. 7 - You scream, I scream, we all scream for ox tongue.

License Not to Infect - “Sir, may I see your license and proof of insurance please?”

Dr. Neil Warren of eHarmony… - What’s it take for a zombie to meet the right guy? How about a missionary?

Hot Sex! - Well, maybe just a wee bit warm. (NSFW)

A Little Slap and Tickle - Stay tuned for this season’s newest HBO hit, ‘Doghouse‘.

Joe Namath Redux? - eMancipate, official suppliers of pantyhose to stupid guys who rob convenience stories since 2007.

Anatomically Correct - For extra storage and softer comfort, try out their 38DDD frontpack.

An Anteater’s Work is Never Done - That’s what happens when you leave those things out where they draw bugs.

Oy Vey! - Does Joe Lieberman know about this?

Dad of the Year - Yup, I think this guy has a lock on the nomination.

Slap Some Spreewells on that Sucka! - And yet another way for people to make life miserable for those around them.

Same Sex Driver’s Licenses - First they wouldn’t allow gay marriage, could blocking gay driver’s licenses be far behind?

Knit One, Invade Poland Two - I think most knitters are pretty sane, but this makes me wonder.

Who Would Have Guessed - Somehow I think it failed because it went for the wrong demographic…plus, it was Canada.

The Rubber Duckie That Ate Philadelphia - Rubber ducky you’re the one. You make bathtime so much fun. Rubber Duckie I’m awfully fond of yoooooou.

Golden Poo Award - Finally, a pile of crap for a pile of crapweasels.

Hmm, It DOES Taste Like Chicken - Personally, I’m not so found of Danish cuisine.

I Predict Trouble Ahead - The groom really needs to meet a better class of friends and fiancees.

Curiouser and Curiouser - Actually, I never thought much about it before, but I do now.

FMFTA - The French/Mexican Free Trade Act hurts French bakers.

More Condoms Than You An Wag a Weenie At - Miley continues her fall into trollopdom while these folks are looking for Triumph the Insult Comic dog to front for their new brand.

Going Non-Commando - For the sake of probity, let’s not look into a Britney Spears/Paris Hilton game.

It’s a Thorny Engineering Problem - Please explain Professor Titzling.

Hippie Hair - The special effects in this movie are spectacular.

Wild Life - Next week on PBS Nature…the sex life of the spotted hyena.

Hamburgerous Giganticus - Doesn’t anyone see the irony of this appearing on a website called “Diet Blog”?

McCainiacs Strike Again - Waaaaaah! You’re not the boss of me!

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