Randomness: Little Pussy Style July 13
Fuzzy Feline Filth - Here Titty, er, Kitty!
The Hat and the Cat - Er, the cat who is a hat? I get those confused all the time.
Don’t Forget the ZIP Code - That’ll teach the damn thing to sleep all day.
Hurry Up! I’m Late for Work! - He patiently awaits its turn to use the litter box.
Pepe LePeu - So what if it’s not a cat? It looks like one.
Um Miss, Your Cleavage Just Squeaked - Oooo. It’s so cuddly.
Starting Them Off Early - The ladies really love the shoes. Now I know it’s all about getting them started young - eh, Hedonistic Pleasureseeker?
Bookgasm - It seems a bit of overkill to me, but some people really like to hide that porn where no one - and I mean no one (except a bookseller) - can find it. (NSFW)
Worst Place on Earth - Is that pronounced Lee-ma or Lie-ma? Either way, cheer up if you don’t live there. Or, really cheer up if you don’t live here.
Sis-Boom-Aw Crap - Any list that contains both George W. Bush and Paula Abdul has got to be bad news.
Grandma Didn’t Get Run Over by a Reindeer - But she did get one hell of a good ride.
Icon, I-Can’t? - Did you ever notice fashion designers always wear the most God-awful clothes?
Would You Like Some Torture with Those Fries? - This is clearly a case of extraordinary rendition… and certifiable torture after capture too.
Can’t Get His Face Out of the Gutter - It’s one thing to have sex on the brain, it’s quite another to have it on your face. (NSFW)
The New Saturday Kid’s Show - They grow up fast, don’t they? Still, it’s good advice.
For Better or for Naked - Sometimes brides just burst at the seams with excitement.
When Harry Met Sally, Nadine, Betsy, et al - Like they say at Overstock.com, it’s all about the O. (NSFW)
I’ve Won the Worldwide Sweepstakes! - Sometimes I just feel rich. Really rich. But, not this rich.
Shreeeeek! - I’m a George-o-Phobe myself. That guy is the scariest thing on the planet.
You Little Shit! - Once again proving that people will buy all kinds of shit…literally.
A Messy Situation - Mine is a T-shirt covered in stains, but I’ve always been the contrarian.
We’re Queer and We’re Here, Get Used to It - …or we’ll kick your ass so fast.
Oh NOOOOO, I’m Ruined! - Damn, I put all my money in the monkey turd market. What was I thinking?
Pinky Envy - You know what they say about guys who drive hot cars.
Domino’s Delivers - Personally, I like the peanut butter and sardine topping. I’m surprised it didn’t make the list.
I Think It Shows Some Promise - After all, if they publish porn in Braille, why not?
I Hear the 15 Minute Fame Clock Starting - It’ll be just like Anna Nicole, only with smaller boobs and less slurred speech.
What Geeks Think is Extreme - Hah, they got nothin’ on me. I’m a member of the Olympic Dry-Cleaning Team.
Girls of the (Fill in the Blank) - I knew Playboy was getting hard up for new features when they did the Girls of 7-11.
Mad Russians - Never fold, spindle, or mutilate.
UFC, Senior Division - This quote said it all, “They could have been seriously hurt - they were ramming each other like dodgems.”
I Gotta Git Me Somma That! - I’m not sure what it is, but I watched the video and now I can’t live without it.
I’m Free, Free as a Bird - Step 1, remove clothing. Step 2, hijack bus. Step 3, don’t pick up the soap.
Coffee, Tea, or These - That’s funny. I never get this on United.
Latter Day Bass-o-Matic - I’m all a-tingle to find out the answer.
Always Low Ethics, Always - This is really so depressing. It looks like an outbreak of the Ebola virus.
Thank God Bigfoot is Safe - Local newscasts reported an anal probe driven straight through the trunk of an oak tree.
Tres Elegante - It’s what all the trendy set are dining from this year.
The Spears Show, Next Generation - More antics from the Queens of the Trailer Trash set.
Faster Than a Speeding Fart - I’ve actually heard this guy. His music is sheer poetry I tell you.
That’ll Show the Oppressive Regime - The Bush administration has announced a new way to protest China’s human rights record.
Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week - We can at least be thankful that they don’t come in a Hello Kitty design.
Mitten Overkill - Wasn’t embarrassing enough that Mom wrote your name under the collar?
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Freida Bee Jul 14
Another great round.
There were so many that I fell asleep right after commenting that that guy should make a series of paintings out of those dirty found photos. I wish I’d remembered my dreams last night.
Them ‘kini jeans is just what Florence Joe needs for she’s self.
I’m pretty sure that’s one thing she’s for sure gonna spend her stimulation check on.
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Hedonistic Pleasureseeker Jul 17
Holy moley what a great collection of links!
Those baby heels are disturbing though. (shudder)
Hedonistic Pleasureseeker’s last blog post..Half Nekkid Thursday: I can quit any time I want to. I swear.