Randomness: Hookers Outta Gas Style July 3
Gas Up, Drawers Down - The high cost of gasoline is having unanticipated repercussions.
No Checks Please - I wonder how many humps to the gallon she got?
Sorry, Outta Gas - Battery-power isn’t working either. They keep going dead.
Kama Sutra for the Faceless - Even mannequins need sex education. (H/T to our friend Frieda Bee)
Now THAT’S a Stimulus Package - I wonder if this is really what the republicans had in mind with their stimulus package.
Patch ‘Er Up - It’s kinda like self-dentistry, but with more pain.
Playing the Va-Koo-Zoo - The headline says it all, ‘Australian woman plays kazoo with her ladyparts’.
Sssss…BOOM…
You Know You’re Unpopular When… - Sometimes I almost feel sorry for him.
Rice-a-Roni - The San Francisco treat!
Bring Out Yer Dead! - Just do it in a tasteful and dignified manner.
New Fitness Craze - I hear Richard Simmons got the first franchise.
Boobs of Death - I’d hate to be an attacker in a dark alley. She could crush your eye out with one of those things.
Ack Graff - Proving yet again there’s a niche on the web for everyone.
Sniff, Sniff - That’s some heavy stink! No wonder people hate airline food.
It’s No Macarena - I don’t know what they’re doing - a midget fertility dance perhaps?
Porno 101 - Never watch documentaries made by guys wearing pith helmets. (NSFW)
Catfishin’ - Police are still investigating the crime. They are unsure about reports the object was a giant hush puppy.
Happy Birthday Everyone (Except You) - Sweden, home of sensitive parents and boxy automobiles.
A New Career Found - People should really think these things through and I’ll gladly consult with them for $1500 per hour to do it.
Illegal Immigration Raid - Border Patrol officials in Nacogdoches, TX raided Old McDonalds Farm, finding dozens of children working as migrant workers.
Damn Commies! - Frenzied wignuts ran from adorable little robot, claiming he is the anti-Christ. The conflict was presaged by this landmark human/robot sex experiment. However, on closer examination, the assembled wing-nuttery discovered the robots were merely gay.
UFOs Spotted in Bakery - Are these cleverly desiguised spacecraft from outerspace or just everyday pie tins? You be the judge.
Now Touring with Obama Girl - Big Bad Daddy B gots the hold on the nation’s beatbox.
Ode to Bill and Monica - It’s the simple story of star-crossed lovers in search of really good oral sex. (NSFW w\speakers on)
Do You Promise? - I’m thinking there are lots of people who wish they’d have done it when Bush was elected. To jogg your memeory, here are a few of the reasons why.
I’d Like to Teach the World to Singggg… - It also comes in Blueberry Bama and McCain’s Stale Walnutaide.
Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week - The Japanese just love their foam rubber crotches.
Muqtada, Muqtada, Mugtada - They were a simple blended family from the Baghdad ‘burbs learning how to live the American dream.
Yeah, I Would - Looking at these people, you’d never guess they’re some of the most brilliant criminals in the country.
The Michael Richards School of Heckler Disposal - Both presidential candidates should use this as a training aid before their convention speeches. RIP George. (NSFW w\speakers on)
Look! It’s Michael Jackson! - Oop’s, sorry. It’s just one of the kids. Quick! Sprinkle some of this on him.
Studio 54 Ohms - Sure, it looks like this idea will work, but won’t it force the price of exstacy through the roof?
Merry Obamadays! - It’s Christmas in July comes to the Obama household.
Pssst! - I’m not one to pass along rumors, but I hear there’s this site wher……….G
En Guarde, I Am the ‘C*ntsman’ - That Dub was sure a devilish rake back in the day. Of course, the ladies in Alabama and Texas were none too quick on the draw.
You’ll Look Half Great, I Guarantee It - I’m right fond of the Peter Jennings model myself. Now I can really be comfortable when I’m behind the news desk. And we have something for the fashion-conscio
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Tengrain Jul 3
And now you know why I sometimes call Chimpy an assrocket.
Regards,
Tengrain
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Freida Bee Jul 4
Thank you again omni-potent teacher.
Today I learned not to perform surgery with a staple gun unless the staples are stainless steel, that maybe I’m a wimp when it comes to my boobs, and that maybe a career in music’s not out of the question after all.
(And, thank you for the link. ¿We’ve all been so busy focusing on glass ceilings that perhaps we’ve lost sight of the glass coffee tables, no? )
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distributorcap Jul 6
i always know where to go to cheer me up
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