Randomness: NSFW Style June 21
Panities, Panties, Panties - Never has so much been done with so little. (NSFW)
Who Knew? - Apparently there are more than just the Seven Dirty Words (NSFW).
Get Your Cob On - I wonder if you have to smear melted butter on it before you use it? (NSFW)
McCain is Such a Trollop - Here’s a deep exploration of one of the seven dirty words. Someone had to do it. I’m just glad it was Otherwhirled. (NSFW)
McCain: A Man With a Plan - The best (wo)man may not always win, but the voters get what they deserve.
Cindy McCain is Scary - I swear that woman is a fembot.
Obama Sing Along - Now THAT’S dedication to your candidate.
Obligatory Japanese Sex Items - The only Japanese export weirder than Hello Kitty is this or maybe this.
It’s Not Rocket Science - Introducing the Japanese Origami Space Program!
Naughty English Teacher? - I dunno, she could have ordered it. She’s HOT!
Calling All Druids - Our meaty salute to the summer solstice. (H/T to Tits McGee and her unending love of bacon)
Extreme Outhouse Makeover - Does Ty Pennington know about this?
A Pit by Any Other Name Smells as Sweet - “Mentally unstable“? Really? Ya think?
The Perfect Companion to a Bad Day - There’s just something about destroying entire worlds that appeals to our baser instincts.
Willllburrr! - Sarrrrraaaaah!
Eats, Shoots, and ‘Spellchecks‘ - I always have the Peeking Duck.
Punography - Nin Com Soup, home of delicious Soup Nazi Stew.
This Guy is a Real Asphole - “I’m tired of these muthafucken snakes on my muthafucken girlfriend!”
This is No Garage Band - This dude reminds me of David Coverdale minus the hot car and Tawny Kitaen.
Having ‘The Talk’ - The little bastards need to find out about the facts of life sooner or later.
Mainstream Media - So you think it’s easy being a member of the mainstream media?
A Modern Rock Classic - If you like this, you’ll love reruns of the Immigrant Song from Chico and the Man.
And in Other Music News - The Hoff drops his new album in Berlin next month. The Germans just can’t wait.
Tough Cookie - When life hands you lemons…chase the bastards down and beat them to within an inch of their life.
Steve, Get Therapy - Steve is a real attention hog. Help him, please.
Foxy Mouth - I find him a little more palatable this way.
Pro-Life, Anti-Walgreens - I bet they don’t carry Trojans either.
Polly Wanna State - California already has an annoying talking bird - his name is Ahnold.
Maybe They Have a Good Reason - I’m not too fond of humans either.
Does American Standard Know About This? - You know when it’s from CleanButt it has to be good. Just sit and enjoy the view.
Oil, It’s Craptastic! - But can we really shit our way out of the oil shortage?
No Wonder the Divorce Rate is So High - With this lasso, I thee wed…
She’s Feisty - You just know she’s coming back to haunt the hell out of that place.
Vote Your Conscience - At least they’re good at being bad.
STOP THE TORTURE! - I don’t care what Rummy says, this is way worse than waterboarding.
Right Up the Old Poop Shoot - No wonder the commies were always so cranky.
Next On the Weather Channel… - “It’ll be sunny this morning with a few thought showers in the afternoon.”
A Cause for Putting on the Crankypants - Dear God, this is the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen. Please excuse me while I hunt someone down and dismember them with an ax.
- Cindy McCain Presses Obama on Patriotism [via Zemanta]
- Why isn’t the media reporting the fact that John McCain called his wife the c-word? [via Zemanta]
- Good for the Goose? [via Zemanta]
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enigma4ever Jun 21
You have the best round ups…thank you…perfect saturday night;-)
Dusty Jun 23
Ironic as hell you should mention those seven dirty works…
Carlin died Saturday.
Dusty’s last blog post..George Carlin has died.
Omnipotent Poobah Jun 23
E4E,
Thanks m’am.
Dusty,
Very ironic. I’ve been getting tons of visits from searches on an old 7 words you can’t say post too.