Randomness - Video Style May 17
He Speaketh to Thee - It seems the Big Guy has forsworn Pat Robertson and George Bush as his personal messengers on Earth and is just going direct to video to cut out the middle man.
Crankin’ the Jams With MC Loofah - I’ll give it a five because it has a good beat and you can dance to it. (Turn down your speakers and the voice-over is NSFW).
And Then There Were 10 More - It must be something in the water. (Turn down your speakers and the voice-over is NSFW).
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When… - Chris Matthews owns your ass.
Sumo Merriment - A video especially for our friend Sumo.
One Woman Baby Machine - This woman has the perfect strategy for holding China in check…out-birth the bastards.
Punked! - This is exactly the reason why I never tell co-workers the date of my birthday.
Litter Boxes Would be More Realistic - Here’s another reason I prefer dogs to cats, no self-respecting dog would put up with this.
We’re Sorry World - Sure, WE know he’s a doofus, but now everyone else in the world knows too. At least they can have a sense of humor about him…well, everyone except the Iraqis.
Army Fails to Meet Recruiting Goals Again - They seem to have found another source for fresh troops though.
Yeah, But… - A cubicle, is a cubicle, is a cubicle.
Wow! She’s Quite, Um, Pneumatic - The biggest Charlies ever mounted on a civilian.
Song Sung Blue - It may have been a literally shitty seat, but it probably had more legroom than the ones in coach.
I Plan to Knit a Website Out of It - Some people are just determined to prove they have way too much time on their hands.
OH MY HEART! MY HEART! - This site needs a user warning about extreme excitement.
A Chorus Line - When California legalized same sex marriage eHarmony recruited these new gay members to round out their dating pool. I’m an equal opportunity snarkmeister, so here’s a little something for the hets too.
Heh, Heh, He Said Sperm Whale - There’s no word on whether any of the specimens belonged to a species abusing Viagra.
Pull My Finger! Pull My Finger! - That joke never gets old, does it?
Best Michael Jackson Imitation - “Woooo hoooo…he’s a smooth criminal!”
It Takes a Dick to Know a Dick - The perfect research companion for everything dickly.
The Bad Bard - “There once was a man from Nantucket who wrote poetry that made me puke in a bucket…”
In Search of Fiber - These fine whole grain cereals provide 15,000% of you daily recommended laceration needs.
More Lapel Pin Controversy - Now THAT’S a lapel pin I think all good Republicans should get behind.
Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Dark of Night - I want one that whacks passing cars with a baseball bat.
Who Raced My Cheese? - It’s a thrilling sport. Lots of action.! Lots of speed! Lots of mold!
Just Checking to See If You’re Paying Attention - Pair him with a drunken guide dog and he’s golden.
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distributorcap May 18
as always, the best laughs