Ron Paul Sews Up the Hooker Vote! November 26
Ron Paul may be a funny little man from Texas who’s a bit of a crackpot and is aces at fund raising for his quixotic bid for the White House, but by gum, he’s sewn up the biggest unclaimed voting block still overlooked by the assorted dunderheads he’s opposing.
That’s right, Ron Paul has sewn up the hooker vote!
Pimpin’ For Paul
Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch (NSFW) and erstwhile star of the HBO “documentary” (watch out Ken Burns) Cathouse 2: Back in the Saddle, likes Paul’s position on regulating prostitution - especially the part about there not actually being any regulation. Hoping to put his money - or rather the girls’ money - where his mouth is, Hof plans to pimp a little bit for his man Paul. “I’ll get all the (working girls) together, and we can raise him some money. I’ll put up a collection box outside the door. They can drop in $1, $5 contributions,” Hof said.
Dennis, ones and fives? That’s all you’re asking from guys who have $300 to blow (pardon the expression) on BJs from porn stars? Dennis, dude, you have a lot to learn about politics. If you want Paul to win, you should be renting the gals out to lobbyists and telling them there’s more where that came from if they’ll chip in to your man’s campaign.
The libertarianish Paul is certainly a mixed bag candidate. He’s vehemently opposed to government regulation, yet as a devout Christian, he opposes abortion. Now some of the bunnies down to the ol’ Bunny Ranch probably have first-hand experience with the abortion issue and I’m betting that they’ll see his opposition to abortion as just another form of government regulation just like those he decries. His position is, after all, just the government regulating the personal choices of women.
The Hookers are the Educated Ones
Educated voters are never single issue, one trick pony voters. They like to hear something from everyone before they make up their minds. Apparently, Hof’s companions, the pneumatic Air Force Amy and Brooke Taylor, have just the right mind set. Neither of them has made a final decision.
But perhaps the oddest thing about these odd bedfellas is that one of the oddest bedfellas of all, Tucker Carlson, introduced the men. “Dennis Hof is a good friend of mine, so when we got to Nevada, I decided to call him up and see if he wanted to come check this guy out,” Carlson said. Carlson is traveling with Hof to collect information on a magazine article.
Given Tucker’s bow-tied nebbishness, I suspect the information he’s collecting would be just as easy to gather if Hof comped him a visit with Air Force Amy.
Either way, Paul has my vote because this is the best dodge I’ve ever seen to get laid for free.
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Mr. K Nov 27
Tucker decided to undermine the campaign and make Ron Paul look like a prostitute supporter. So the jackass brought his brothel owner friend and his two sluts along and then made sure that the press was there to cover it… It’s disgusting, but this is how these bastards play their sick little games of population manipulation.
jake3_14 Nov 27
Paul is personally against abortion, but he is firmly against regulating it at the federal level. He believes it’s a matter of state’s rights. So, you won’t be hearing him advocate for a constitutional amendment against the operation, unlike the current WH occupant.
Woozie Nov 27
Paul opposes abortion as an obstetrician who’s seen them be performed - I haven’t heard anything about him saying he’s against it because Jebus told him it’s evil.
Blu Man Chu Nov 27
i think perot number two wants states to decide the abortion deal though, a position i love as it gets that issue off the national stage where it clogs up elections. if he could get gay rights in there, it would get the fundies out of national politics.
Omnipotent Poobah Nov 27
Mr. K,
That;s true, but I don’t think any of these people are any more guilty of manipulation than anyone else.
Jake and Woozie,
I actually took the Christian/regulation connection from several articles I read, so I may have overstepped my bounds there. But the regulation angle still applies.
What difference does it make if the state or the federal government regulates abortion via Constitutional amendment or garden variety state legal code? It’s still regulation. About all I can see is that Paul just doesn’t have to face the tough choice himself if he pawns it off on the states. He’s quite Ronnie Reagan that way.
Rev,
We’re seein’ the same thing my friend.
jake3_14 Nov 28
The whole “hooker endorsement” thing turns out to be a slimy publicity stunt by Tucker Carlson: http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/271107Smear.htm