Randomness Deep Throat Style October 28
Yeah? Well, Women Aren’t So Hot Either - But now that I think about it, it might just be a little true.
Locomotive Whimsy - It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a bike! WTF?!
Oooo! Sexy! - Sometimes a moose just has to do what a moose has to do.
He’s No Harry - Are you sure this wasn’t a dunce cap?
Lose 35 Lbs. in 12 Hours.! - This must be some sort of Elvis diet.
Chef Boy-ar-dee He Ain’t - It’s made with handmade pasta noodles and a delightful tomato sauce.
There’s Nothing Like a Quiet Stroll in the Country - I think the Japanese have confused hiking with rock climbing.
Big Dicks Rising All Over - I hear this is perfect for preparing old Republican campaign donor meat. If you use it, it hardly tastes gamy at all.
Ones That Didn’t Get Away - OK honey, you can go, but I’m not cleaning the damn things when you get them home.
So Soft and Silky - The soy sauce makes all the difference.
Sunday Sermon - It’s only funny when Baptists tell it.
Hah! Take That You Mackerel Snapper! - Next year, he’s going for the Nathan’s hot dog eating crown.
Swiffer Makes the Whole Thing Easier - The Chinese introduce their newest cleanliness technology.
Now All They Need is the Blue Dress - Illuminating the Lewinsky/Clinton affair.
As Freddie Mercury Turns in His Grave - Waxing rhapsodic down at the frat house.
I Love the 80s! - Wait until VH1 gets a look at this.
Compact, Hands-Free, and . . . Let’s Just Say, “Effective” - Sign up now to participate in the beta test. (H/T to Tits McGee)
We Report, You Decide - Personally, I thought they all looked like Britney Spears.
They’re So Colorful and Sexy! - How come they don’t market them like this in the US of A?
“Ah Pity Da Poor Fool” - I could see the Mr. T/Giuliani resemblance immediately.
Ouch! - Followers of Emperor God Dubya show their devotion.
Rocky and Not Bullwinkle - This guy’s always horsing around like he’s Fearless Leader.
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Janice Brown Oct 28
I bet the guy who found the 2 sided lobster (with odds of one in 50 million to 100 million) wished he’d bought a lottery ticket instead.
Great links as usual Oh Great One!
J
FranIAm Oct 28
So in my random “shuffle” through your topics,I start with dancing condoms and next end up with a fish that has eaten a fish that looks like it has squeezed something into a condom.
It was just a little weird for me, that’s all!
rico Oct 29
You forget this in your randomness, something that really makes a big impact in the world
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/kaho-watanabe-has-japans-best-butt/
Blu Man Chu Oct 30
“We can ‘do’ our nails with a pocket knife”
I am thoroughly pissed as i never received the memo on this one. you may need to look into this matter.
Omnipotent Poobah Oct 30
Janice,
It would have been even better if he had pulled the lobster up and it had the ticket in its claw!
Fran,
To each his own.
Rico,
It’s not my style. Too skinny.
Rev,
I assuredly will.
Dusty Oct 31
Poobie..you read some strange stuff dude :O