Well That Explains A Lot – I’ve asked myself time and time again how the hell the Crawford Crapweasel could get elected – TWICE! Now it appears there is a scientifically verifiable answer.
Somebody’s Been in the Radiation Container Again – I think seeing this is what prompted the Religious Right to work out that whole Creationism thing. I guess they figured Darwinism was just too scary.
Have a Nice Day – I think this guy had a bad experience with the Walmart smiley face.
Not Your Kid’s Stuffed Animal – You saw them on CSI, now delve into the crazy world of “The Furries“.
What’s the Buzz? – Somehow this is oddly compelling, but for the life of me, I have no idea why.
Hitler Was a Big Fat Pootiehead – Bed wetter, drug addict, and man with a single gonad. As Adolph and Shrub show, you really don’t have to have much goin’ for you to become the consummate dictator.
Is This Chicken of the Sea? – Apparently Jessica Simpson knows as much about dating a she does about canned tuna. Behold as the light over her head comes on.
Pet Rock Redux – Sticks and stones can break my bones, but not if they’re really soft and expensive.
It’s a Bitch Getting Older – Now I know what they all do down at Kryptonite Kabin, the assisted living home for super heroes.
Take That You Evil Troll! – Video games are apparently not as relaxing as some people think.
Home on the Range – Home, home on the raaaaaange, where the aardvark and jackalope plaaaaaay!
Spyin’ on You – So this is how Robert Gates got picked for CIA Director.
The Facts of Life – The folks at Planned Parenthood have chipped in to develop a sex guide (NSFW) that even asshat virgin evangelicals can understand.
The F-Word – We got yer L-Words, N-Words, and F-Words (NSFW).
Random Acts of Destruction – Anime. Bicycles. Cars. What could go wrong?
The Case for Anorexia – Watching these people is just enough to make you lose your lunch.
The Pants Whisperer – Somehow, this (NSFW) just makes me all tingly down there.
Hunka, Hunka, Creamy Chocolate – Elvis sighted in Hershey, PA!
In the NAAAAAVEEEE, In the NAAAAAVEEEE! – Put another swabbie on the barbie mate!
Stuffin’ It – Is that a sock in your pocket or are you just glad to see her?
Land of the Waking Ugly – Zombie discrimination, film at 11!
Did the Earth Move for You? – “A commotion of grunts and squeaks, flashing unconnected images and explosions of a million little particles.”