New Sport Takes Nation by Storm: Film in Six Months – It may not have the heady pace of watching grass grow. It doesn’t have the trendy urban space appeal of watching paint dry. But still, you gotta love these guys.
On the Whole, I’d Rather Be in Philadelphia – It seems the City of Brotherly Love finds it difficult to let go of those beloved brothers when the time comes to shuffle off this mortal coil. W.C., eat your heart out!
Look at the Pretty Colors Man! – You start with a drawing that looks a bit like Donnie Rumsfeld, add a little acid, and viola! – you have a picture that looks like Donnie Rumsfeld on a camping trip. I don’t see what Timothy Leary was so excited about.
And They Make a Damned Fine Sausage Too – Uber-Hunter, Ted Nugent, must be pissing his pants. First, you got the jackalopes. Then, you got the yeties. But, these things? You can actually eat what you kill!
Aw, Come-On! – Sure, it’s sophomoric and childish, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun.
At Least Elena Bobbit Wasn’t the Surgeon – Chinese guy. Malfunctioning plumbing. Surgery. Let’s have some fun!
I’ve GOT to Get Me One of These – And they even have a Keith Olbermann autographed model!
I Guess This Guy Would Be a Semi-Bear With a Kicky Top – Just another 40 Year-Old Virgin.
Noooooo! – This guy should be executed!
Psst. Hey Vince! I SAID HEY VINCE! – I guess he didn’t hear me. Some kids love their GI Joe’s, but others embrace their more artistic sides.